davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone


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theriderdiaries:

Learn to wrap horses’ legs from Dressage riders

to do your hair in your helmet from Hunters

to make quick decisions from Jumpers

to multi-task from the Equitation riders

to care for expensive tack from western pleasure riders

to have good timing from ropers

to not be afraid of the long way from trail riders

to trust the hell out of your horse from eventers

and to appreciate insanity from all equestrians.


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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings


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