i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
wow i hate her so much *goes through her entire facebook timeline and photos*
SO RELEVANT RIGHT NOW.
A Chinese zoo was trying to pass off this incredibly fluffy dog as a lion. The zoo was called on its bluff after the “lion” started barking.
Are you trying to tell me that’s not a lion
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”